The Mummy Returns - Good, but not – quite – as good as the first

The first ‘Mummy’ film was a classic.  No, not in the ‘Godfather’ kind of way.  No, it certainly won’t be remembered as one of the greats when it comes to the history of cinema.  However, it was a fun little film which has its place on TV on a Saturday afternoon.  It was a good action-adventure film which could be enjoyed by all the family without much of a need for brainpower.  

Yes, it could be looked at as a ‘poor man’s Indiana Jones,’ but it was just such fun it should be afforded some of its misgivings and simply enjoyed for what it was.  So, because of its simple success (and commercial, obviously), a sequel was quickly greenlit.  The second instalment certainly gets a fair few things right, yet it never quite gels together like the first.  Not that’s it’s bad, it’s just not – quite – as good as the first.

The best thing about it is the cast.  They all return from the original.  And it’s nice to see the two central characters (Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz) don’t need to fall in love all over again.  They’re married now and they have a child, Alex, who’s not as annoying as 99% of the children we see in films.  In fact, instead of Rik having to rescue Evelyn constantly, the two of them have to rescue their son.  Yes, the Mummy does indeed return (never mind how he was firmly killed and dragged to hell in the first instalment.  He’s now back, okay?) and wants to borrow the mythical ‘Scorpion King’s’ army with which he can then take over the world again.  Unfortunately, little Alex just so happens to have the only bracelet attached to him, so he’s captured and subsequently dragged half way around the world into to raise the army.

One of the things ‘The Mummy Returns’ will always be known for is that it’s the first filmic outing for ‘The Rock’ (better known nowadays as, former wrestler, Dwayne Johnson).  He plays the Scorpion King himself – a secondary villain, also not the type you want to get hold of either your only son, or an army capable of taking over the world.  It’s a brave attempt to crowbar another villain into the mix, but he’s not properly in it until the final showdown, therefore the main villain we go with is the Mummy, simply because he was in the first film and is basically in the second outing all the way through.

So, The Mummy Returns sits nicely alongside its predecessor in the ‘Saturday matinee’ type of film.  It too will be enjoyed by most families with a sense of humour and a forgiving nature towards daft films.  But it’s not perfect.  It’s hard to explain exactly what’s wrong with it, but there’s something there that doesn’t feel right.  And it wasn’t in the first.  It does seem a little more formulaic than the first.  You get one action scene after the next, even going as far as to copy the sandstorm from the first film and changing it slightly using water instead of sand.

It’s a nice little film and most people should like it.  Perhaps it’s best to let the Mummy franchise die there.  It will certainly save you from the very disappointing third instalment.

7/10 if I woke up on Groundhog Day and had to watch this again, I could live with that