Is it any coincidence that as soon as the Rebels took charge
of the galaxy far, far away, did Health and Safety violations soar? The Imperial Empire ruled unopposed for decades
without even a Stormtrooper getting a splinter in his thumb. However, since Princess Leia’s administration
elected itself in charge of the Senate we’ve seen Jawas tripping over their own
cloaks, Wookies getting their fur caught up in heavy machinery and now this –
Han Solo getting his ankle crushed by his own starship.
Needs a Risk Assessment form before blasting to hyperspace
