Sunday, 8 December 2024

The Midnight Meat Train (2008) - Vinnie Jones shines

'The Midnight Meat Train' is possibly the definition of a competent and gruesome horror experience that leans more heavily on blood and guts than cerebral chills.  Bradley Cooper stars as a photographer who is desperate to capture the gritty essence of the New York.  His performance is solid, bringing his usual charm and likability to the role.  However, the true standout is Vinnie Jones as the menacing and near-silent antagonist, Mahogany, who ends up stealing every scene he’s in.  

The film’s style of leaning on gruesome, over-the-top violence is both its strength and potential turnoff as there are plenty of scenes where the red stuff tends to fly further than reality may suggest.  It's all good fun if you're looking for over the top gore, but the plot often relies on improbable coincidences and sheer luck to move forward. 

This lack of realism might frustrate viewers seeking a more grounded thriller.  The ending is another polarizing element. Without giving too much away, it ventures into unexpected territory, which might not align with what had been building up previously.  

It’s a bold conclusion that ensures 'The Midnight Meat Train' lingers in the mind after the credits roll.  But at the end of the day it's all great fun for horror fans who enjoy their scares served with a side of carnage.  It’s not perfect, but as a fan of Vinnie Jones (and someone who had to 'fine' him when he came into the video rental store I worked in!) I can say he makes it worth a watch.

7/10

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